Author: Ishi-No Kokoro
Fandom: X-Men, Movie-verse
Rating: beats me and them...
Disclaimer: not mine. :::sigh:::
Un-betaed, cross-posted to x_men100
'After the battle's over.'
Wolverine walked in the wrecked warehouse right behind Cyclops and took a look at the tactically placed scorch on his leather uniform. "What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass use'ta be beautiful."
Scott turned slowly, his head lowered in what would have been a menacing glare if it weren't for his visor. Same visor his hand was reaching for now.
"It still is! It still is!" Logan added hastily. "My, are we touchy today..."
Scott adjusted the controls to repeat and fired.
"Wo-wo-wo-wo-WOOOOOOO!" Logan yelped, clutching at his abused behind. "Not. My. Ass. One-eye!"
"...you were saying?"
Note: After 3 years in the TPM fandom, who would have known that my first offering to the fanfiction gods would be a Scott/Logan drabble? Not me anyway... :::glares at half-written Q/O story::: My MSWord counts 100 words and line in bold is from Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown".