...when the 39-year-old, silver-haired, fucking-gorgeous technology director, strolls past me with a nod and a wink (I was on the phone damn-it-damn-it-damn-it), clad from head to toe in black, complete with the Black Leather Jacket(tm)?!?! God help me, I did a double take and climbed on my frigging desk to watch him walk down the corridor to his office, while speaking on the phone to my head of department.
Oh, I'm getting so fired!
eta: I did it again. ::facepalm:: How could I resist, he's wearing tight black denim for crying out loud! ::headdesks::