Ishi-No Kokoro (queenofstars) wrote,
Ishi-No Kokoro

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*see Ishi-No opening her lj-friends page at work*

*see Ishi-No clicking with enthusiasm on link provided by ausmac*

*typing sounds and lots of sniggering*

Am I predictable or whot?

Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Qui-Gon walked through Temple's Garden down towards his quarters, random thoughts of anal penetration crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Bant had told him she often dreamed about Yoda involved in deep-throating with a kitten , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Obi-Wan .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Mace, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Obi-Wan masturbating himself with a cock ring.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the lightsabre he was carrying with him. Would Obi-Wan's penis feel like that to his asshole?

What would Obi-Wan think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating vanilla icecream off Obi-Wan's beautiful nipple?

Qui-Gon rubbed the lightsabre against his penis whispering Obi-Wan's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his quarters but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Obi-Wan's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Temple's Garden was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the vanilla icecream he was carrying and leisurely scratched his penis.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Qui-Gon calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his vanilla icecream and ran towards the sound of his precious's voice.

Obi-Wan stumbled through the darkness towards Qui-Gon. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his precious being attacked by a kitten. Was he about to be raped by Dooku dressed as Yoda? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his asshole.

Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon, my precious, screamed Obi-Wan. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Qui-Gon leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the lightsabre and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare nipple pointing in the air.

Obi-Wan! Qui-Gon gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Mace said you were in your quarters engaged in some anal penetration with Bant.

No, I was alone in my quarters with nothing but my cock ring for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your nipple was, and how I would like to stroke my penis against it, and have you kiss my asshole, and now I see your nipple for myself I realise that not even Yoda has a nipple to compare with yours.

Oh, precious, Mace said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Bant.

What! That old kitten, I'd rather get involved in deep-throating with Dooku, a lightsabre and vanilla icecream than dream of anal penetration with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my asshole curl.

Oh, Qui-Gon!

Oh, Obi-Wan, my precious!

Cue soft music, sounds of anal penetration and deep-throating, soft focus and fade.........
Tags: memes, movies:starwars
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