"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" Jon Stewart
"You organized rebellion with another guy?" "Does it help if I tell you that he meant nothing to me?" "A little." Jack and Daniel, Tendencies by Pares
"Hold it! All right, we came here in peace... we expect to go in one... piece that is." Colonel Jack O'Neill, 2x14 'Touchstone'
"You know, one of those days when no matter what shirt you wear, it chafes your nipples?" Michael Shanks, having a bad nipple day @ Best Of Both Worlds 20 Con 15-16/11/2003